JONESY 11:16 Tue Nov 3
Mr Jones - professional lesbian turner...
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girl I've been dating for a few months...
her last two relationships (6 months & 4 years) were both with women.
now back on solids.
my work here is done.
ahthankyaw
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JONESY
4:03 Wed Nov 4
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gph...
I would say there's quite a difference between masochism and being passive.
masochism more about just receiving pain for sexual pleasure.
passive is different.....a lot of it is 'normal' sex, but I'm always in control/calling the shots.
then there is the 'pushing boundaries' bit, which may involve some pain, but not for pain's sake.
a masochist gets sexual pleasure from receiving pain.
a 'passive' gets sexual pleasure by relinquishing control.
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The Cult Of Bob
3:54 Wed Nov 4
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I have enjoyed this thread.
Thank you.
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gph
3:52 Wed Nov 4
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The problem with people who are really into masochism is that when they screw with you, it's because they find the experience degrading.
Not exactly a compliment.
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JONESY
1:19 Wed Nov 4
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not sure I understand what a 'dikey bloke' is, but I do not look like you've described!
if I looked like that, the only girls I'd get would be lezzas and birds with shitbags!
oh....
hold on.....
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Fluke
12:50 Wed Nov 4
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Might mean you look like a dikey bloke.. Do you have spiked over gelled hair and an eye stud with a tattoo on you're neck?
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JONESY
12:34 Wed Nov 4
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ha!
feel free matey!
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Pancho
12:30 Wed Nov 4
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I will be nicking "back on solids" - that's a guarantee.
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JONESY
12:28 Wed Nov 4
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as I've always said......
it's all about licking boxes!
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Pancho
12:23 Wed Nov 4
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"The problem with these people who are really into submission etc. is that they"...........always have a rape/Uncle touching story in the locker and are one shag away from a meltdown...
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subcutaneous
11:02 Wed Nov 4
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Nurse Ratched isn't even a real nurse
She's a fraud.
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JONESY
10:44 Wed Nov 4
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as I've always said......
it's all about ticking boxes!
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Monk~koknee
10:33 Wed Nov 4
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The problem with these people who are really into submission etc. is that they always want to push the boundaries/ limits of submission further and further. The end game for this is going to be ritual sacrifice and cannibalism.
The only lesbian turning will be the one roasting on the spit.
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Pancho
10:27 Wed Nov 4
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Nurse isn't female?
But...
But I...
Oh god.
Fuck sake! I've done a Milly!
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bell
9:28 Wed Nov 4
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From Dyke to Bike.
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JONESY
9:26 Wed Nov 4
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been on to vista print....
'professional lesbian turner' business cards in the post.
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bell
8:51 Wed Nov 4
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Back on solids is the funniest thing I've read on here for ages.
Kudos to Morley as well for throwing in finger cuffs.
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Nurse Ratched
8:40 Wed Nov 4
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You don't believe I am female because I don't fawn over you.
Never mind, there's always Kate Moss.
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sanfrancis-co-uk
2:52 Wed Nov 4
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"Back on solids"
Hahahaha!!!
Jonesy maybe you could to a weekly thread(View from the opposition maybe)and give us all weekly updates on the depravity you are bestowing upon her?
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HairySpotter
2:33 Wed Nov 4
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The 'I'm a female' guise slips time and time again
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Sven Roeder
11:36 Tue Nov 3
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Its been a good year for Sandi Toksvig
The QI job and now this
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Aalborg Hammer
11:33 Tue Nov 3
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There's a drug for curing 'Lesbianism'
It's called 'Tricoxagin'
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